When Calderon arrived at New York

Errr.....Then he was detained by the US Immigration Officers...①

And Kicker Magazine told me, he later said, "I've told them thousands times I'm the president of real Madrid. But nobody believed me."

*bubbles*

Calderon: Hey! Do you guys know who am I? I'm the president of real Madrid.

Officer A: I've never heard Madrid's got a president.
Officer B: I think the boss of Madrid is called a Mayor.
Officer C: Hey...does Spain have a president?
Officer D: dunno, maybe a PM? I've heard they got a King.
Officer A: I'd prefer a queen.
Officer B: Oh~~ Europe and princesses!
Officer C: Stop, guys. This old guy said he's the president of Madrid.
Officer D: That old liar! He's fooling us!

Calderon: You idiots! I'm the president of real Madrid! REAL Madrid! Let me go! Call your boss here! I'll talk to him!

Officer A: Hey, have you heard? He said he is the president of REAL Madrid. Is there an unreal Madrid?
Officer B: An imaginary Madrid? Located in fairy Europe?
Officer C: Once I dreamed I was in Madrid, followed by 2 mad bulls...
Officer D: I hate bulls! Did you escape?
Officer C: A princess saved me...
Officer A: Ewww...Stop your daydreaming! No princess here, only a fairy president.
Officer B: Maybe we should call for a Psychiatrist.
Officer D: Maybe a handcuff first... I've heard some patients might be rather aggressive.

Calderon: Holy Marrrrrrrrria! What are you doing! No! Let go! I'm a president! I may offer you plenty of money. What about 12M? 15M Euros? No? I may also give you a Salgado on loan. Too old? You are so greedy! Ok, plus a Soldato. Or you'd prefer a Brazilian?

Officer A: Huh... What do you think he is talking about?
Officer B: Money... loaning... and some unknown nouns. I think he wanted to bribe us.
Officer C: But what is a Salgado or a Soldato?
Officer D: As far as I know, a Salgado is something like a salt lake and a Soldato should be a soldier.
Officer A: So he is bribing us now with a salt lake and a guard?
Officer B: Send him to the jail!
Officer C: I've heard he crying about some 20M Euros...
Officer D: We are urgently in need of a Psychiatrist.
Officer A: Now 30M... Maybe some hours later we could get 100M from him.
Officer B: 100M fairy currency?
Officer C: No. Maybe REAL gold Crones from REAL Madrid...
Officer D: Then it is here fancy New York in fairyland America...

*So... Calderon had to spend more than 3 hours detained... waiting for the club contacting the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Ministry of the Interior. *