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Friday, September 28, 2007

When Calderon arrived at New York

Errr.....Then he was detained by the US Immigration Officers...

And Kicker Magazine told me, he later said, "I've told them thousands times I'm the president of real Madrid. But nobody believed me."

*bubbles*

Calderon: Hey! Do you guys know who am I? I'm the president of real Madrid.

Officer A: I've never heard Madrid's got a president.
Officer B: I think the boss of Madrid is called a Mayor.
Officer C: Hey...does Spain have a president?
Officer D: dunno, maybe a PM? I've heard they got a King.
Officer A: I'd prefer a queen.
Officer B: Oh~~ Europe and princesses!
Officer C: Stop, guys. This old guy said he's the president of Madrid.
Officer D: That old liar! He's fooling us!

Calderon: You idiots! I'm the president of real Madrid! REAL Madrid! Let me go! Call your boss here! I'll talk to him!

Officer A: Hey, have you heard? He said he is the president of REAL Madrid. Is there an unreal Madrid?
Officer B: An imaginary Madrid? Located in fairy Europe?
Officer C: Once I dreamed I was in Madrid, followed by 2 mad bulls...
Officer D: I hate bulls! Did you escape?
Officer C: A princess saved me...
Officer A: Ewww...Stop your daydreaming! No princess here, only a fairy president.
Officer B: Maybe we should call for a Psychiatrist.
Officer D: Maybe a handcuff first... I've heard some patients might be rather aggressive.

Calderon: Holy Marrrrrrrrria! What are you doing! No! Let go! I'm a president! I may offer you plenty of money. What about 12M? 15M Euros? No? I may also give you a Salgado on loan. Too old? You are so greedy! Ok, plus a Soldato. Or you'd prefer a Brazilian?

Officer A: Huh... What do you think he is talking about?
Officer B: Money... loaning... and some unknown nouns. I think he wanted to bribe us.
Officer C: But what is a Salgado or a Soldato?
Officer D: As far as I know, a Salgado is something like a salt lake and a Soldato should be a soldier.
Officer A: So he is bribing us now with a salt lake and a guard?
Officer B: Send him to the jail!
Officer C: I've heard he crying about some 20M Euros...
Officer D: We are urgently in need of a Psychiatrist.
Officer A: Now 30M... Maybe some hours later we could get 100M from him.
Officer B: 100M fairy currency?
Officer C: No. Maybe REAL gold Crones from REAL Madrid...
Officer D: Then it is here fancy New York in fairyland America...

*So... Calderon had to spend more than 3 hours detained... waiting for the club contacting the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Ministry of the Interior. *

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

It SNOWed today!

Hey... It is only 4. Sept. WHAT-THE-HELL are the small white ice-crystals dancing in the air?? According to my knowledge, they SHOULD be called as SNOWFLAKES!

I remembered that several years ago, my third year in Peking, it snowed on the 2. Oct(or 3.Oct? I'm not sure...). I was visiting the "forbidden-city" with Ying, when it rained rained rained before it turned to snow. It was rather cold.

Now it is my third year in Munich. The snow came on 4.Sept.

The earth is becoming more and more mysterious...

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